Question by Minute Maid Man: Is there a term for constantly misnaming people and/or objects?
Recently, I couldn’t think of the term “sleeping bag” and called it a “bed bag”. I also called a plate a “food holder”. As for people, my friend Joe I will very often call “John”, or sometimes by the completely wrong name, like “Mark”. Is there any term for this consistence of calling everything by the wrong name?

Best answer:

Answer by ♂ ♫ Timberwolf
Senility

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